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    To Everyone Who Ever Told Me To Go To Hell–I Hope You’re Happy Now

    The above is a picture of telephone customer service representatives writhing in agony. It’s okay that they’re not dressed because they work from the comfort of their…… Read more “To Everyone Who Ever Told Me To Go To Hell–I Hope You’re Happy Now”

    August 12, 2019August 12, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    Ageism: The Struggle Is Real.

    A few years ago, an almost imperceptible change began taking place in my mind, over time, and without my conscious knowledge.  It was beneath the bright florescent…… Read more “Ageism: The Struggle Is Real.”

    July 9, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    Sidewalk Skirmishes

    You’re just walking down the street, minding your own business, when suddenly, in the distance, a stranger appears. They’re walking towards you, on the same side of…… Read more “Sidewalk Skirmishes”

    June 26, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    Doug Stanhope’s Fundraising Video For An Atheist Survivor of a Natural Disaster

    Doug Stanhope is one of my favorite comedians. Why? While some find him over the top and offensive, I find his hypocrisy-exposing honesty refreshing. I even applauded when…… Read more “Doug Stanhope’s Fundraising Video For An Atheist Survivor of a Natural Disaster”

    June 9, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    Howdy Stranger! Will You Bring Out My Inner Nun or My Inner Serial Killer?

    Image by Hebi B. from Pixabay I always hear people say “He brings out the worst in me”, or “She brings out the best in me”. Being…… Read more “Howdy Stranger! Will You Bring Out My Inner Nun or My Inner Serial Killer?”

    May 8, 2019May 8, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    PSI Seminars: Success is Just One More Success Seminar Away!

    I once spent several hundred dollars on one of those seminars where you listen to someone who is wildly successful in every aspect of life share the…… Read more “PSI Seminars: Success is Just One More Success Seminar Away!”

    April 25, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    When Will You Die?

    When I was 55, I took a Facebook quiz to find out at what age I would die.  The results informed me that I would die at…… Read more “When Will You Die?”

    April 21, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    How to Stop All Mass Murders in One Easy Step

    As many episodes of Criminal Minds that I’ve compulsively watched almost against my will over the years, I can’t believe I didn’t figure this out sooner. The…… Read more “How to Stop All Mass Murders in One Easy Step”

    April 12, 2019April 12, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    I’m Saving the Precious Gift of Yawning for Marriage

    After reading a comment that talked about bestowing a natural body function with sacredness, then saving it for marriage, I decided that yawning would be a good…… Read more “I’m Saving the Precious Gift of Yawning for Marriage”

    April 2, 2019April 2, 2019 by andyleeparker1

    When Things Are More Important Than People: Car Alarms

    Some of you may know from previous posts that I suffer from insomnia from time to time, maybe even time after time. So as miracles would have…… Read more “When Things Are More Important Than People: Car Alarms”

    April 1, 2019 by andyleeparker1

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