People keep telling me I need to step outside of my comfort zone. I don’t have one of those. The definition of a comfort zone seems to…… Read more “The World’s Longest Suicide Note:A Work in Progress”
Tag: Humor
To Everyone Who Ever Told Me To Go To Hell–I Hope You’re Happy Now
The above is a picture of telephone customer service representatives writhing in agony. It’s okay that they’re not dressed because they work from the comfort of their…… Read more “To Everyone Who Ever Told Me To Go To Hell–I Hope You’re Happy Now”
Second Chances
Well, here I am again. It’s me, Jesus. I know, I know, you don’t believe me. But I’m here to tell you that I’ve had just about…… Read more “Second Chances”
Life Is Short
Life is short, and so am IMy parents are tallSo I don’t know why Could there be somethingI haven’t been told? Some sort of secretAs yet to unfold?…… Read more “Life Is Short”
Ageism: The Struggle Is Real.
A few years ago, an almost imperceptible change began taking place in my mind, over time, and without my conscious knowledge. It was beneath the bright florescent…… Read more “Ageism: The Struggle Is Real.”
Mine, All Mine
That title is from the lyrics of the Rolling Stones’ song “Emotional Rescue”. One day last year, I experienced a sudden inner tidal wave of loneliness so…… Read more “Mine, All Mine”
Sidewalk Skirmishes
You’re just walking down the street, minding your own business, when suddenly, in the distance, a stranger appears. They’re walking towards you, on the same side of…… Read more “Sidewalk Skirmishes”
Doug Stanhope’s Fundraising Video For An Atheist Survivor of a Natural Disaster
Doug Stanhope is one of my favorite comedians. Why? While some find him over the top and offensive, I find his hypocrisy-exposing honesty refreshing. I even applauded when…… Read more “Doug Stanhope’s Fundraising Video For An Atheist Survivor of a Natural Disaster”
Debunking Popular Sayings: Desperate Times Require Desperate Measures
Here’s another one of those popular sayings that I just don’t get. In fact, I completely disagree with it, and I’ll tell you why. I think desperate…… Read more “Debunking Popular Sayings: Desperate Times Require Desperate Measures”
Prayer Ditties
Unity Now I lay me down to prayThat all this war will go awayAnd that our need for violenceWon’t overcome all our good sense I pray that…… Read more “Prayer Ditties”
The Big Picture 